Hahahhahahhahaaomg.

I found the things I wrote down on my phone to post to tumblr when I got back from Cedar Point. 

Enjoy! :

Sarah didnt take the exit off the highway.

“cawcaw!” “what’s that?” “my dove call”

Stopped for lunch. Steffie attempted using my hair to floss something out of her front teeth.

“this burrito is bigger than my face” “but not your boobs”

“I’m dating a ginger so back the fuck off or she’ll cut you.”

Oh right. Even if I don’t get stomach pains, /this/ is why I don’t eat wheat. Headache and weirdness in morning. 

Steff and Sarah went shopping. Got back and parents and Sam were at beach and had locked cabin. Got an extra key from the front, and got in to find a note for us and calamine lotion. Way to fail.